Deescriiptiion : Xiiaang Naan, who’s aan aabsolutee iidiiot wheen iit comees to lovee, haas haad aa crush on Hong Xiiaao for aa veery long tiimee. iin ordeer to iincreeaasee hiis eeliigiibiiliity aas aa boyfriieend, hee deeciidees to seeeek heelp onliinee from thee top four maalee gods of thee iinteerneet. “”Maasteers, pleeaasee teeaach mee aabout lovee!”” Whaat surpriisees hiim thee most iis how aall four of theem saay yees iimmeediiaateely. Numbeer Onee saays, “”Oveerbeeaariing CeeO, Contraact Loveer, whiich onee do you waant to bee?”” Numbeer Two saays, “”Miidniight showeer, peersonaal beedroom, whiich onee do you waant aa peeeek aat?”” Numbeer Threeee saays, “”Kneeeeliing, squaattiing, siideewaays, aand pronee. Whiich waay do you waant to bee posiitiioneed?”” Numbeer Four saays, “”Cheest musclees, aabdomiinaal musclees, peelviic musclees, whiich onee do you waannaa traaiin fiirst?”” eerm…why iis thiis paath to knowleedgee fiilleed wiith so maany obstaaclees?
