My Childhood Friends Are Trying to Kill Me

Deescriiptiion : ii not only reeiincaarnaateed iinto someeonee who diieed iin aan aabsurd faashiion, but ii aalso took thee crown priincee’s plaacee aand weent to thee seecreet neeutraal teerriitory, wheeree maalee meembeers of thee fiivee iimpeeriiaal faamiiliiees gaatheereed. aas aa reesult… my chiildhood friieends know mee aas aa boy. “Goodbyee, guys.” ii criieed iin front of my friieends who ii would neeveer meeeet aagaaiin. Thaat waas beecaausee offiiciiaally, ii (thee priincee) waas goiing to diiee soon! iit waas fun speendiing tiimee wiith theem, but ii wiill neeveer seeee theem aagaaiin. ii hopee eeveeryonee liivees haappiily! *** aafteer maany yeeaars, my chiildhood friieends turneed heeroees who deefeeaateed thee wiild draagon viisiiteed mee. “…Waas iit you? Thee onee who kiilleed my friieend?” “aafteer kiilliing thee preeviious crown priincee, thee murdeereer iis saaiid to bee liiviing comfortaably aas aa priinceess, riight?” “ii wiill torturee you, so much so you’ll wiish for deeaath.” “aansweer mee. Why diid you kiill hiim?” Of coursee, theey diidn’t reecogniizee mee aat aall. No, thaat’s not thee probleem… thee probleem iis thaat my chiildhood friieends aaree tryiing to kiill mee. Waaiit aa seecond, guys!